After publishing the fantastic story ever told of how the feminine member of the Holy Trinity got the Blessed Virgin Mary pregnant my attention is now shifting to the events soon after the birth of Jesus Christ. Nothing tops the notorious visitation of Gaspar, Melchor and Balthazar from Persia. Christian mythology has it that when the prophet Daniel was in captivity in Babylon over 500 years earlier he trained some Babylonian astrologers to read the stars and to identify the star of a new born king of the Jews. I don't know what was the incentive, but these Persian sorcerers got the wrong idea that the baby was already a messiah king of the Jews at birth. Jesus Christ set the record straight before the Roman authorities that he had nothing to do with any kingdom in this world.
John 18:36-37 (NIV) Jesus said, "My kingdom is not of this world. If it were, my servants would fight to prevent my arrest by the Jews. But now my kingdom is from another place." "You are a king, then!" said Pilate. Jesus answered, "You are right in saying I am a king (i.e. yeah, but not of the Jews) . In fact, for this reason I was born, and for this I came into the world, to testify to the truth. Everyone on the side of truth listens to me."
Even when the Jews wanted to make him their king by force he went into hiding. Anyway, those ancient Babylonian Magi (Strong #3097) transferred the knowledge of a Jewish slave to their children’s children for over 12 generations. 500 Years went by before the descendents of the original sorcerers finally spotted the “Star in the East” and that was the bad omen that resulted in the death of so many children under 2 years of age…
Magi
BDB/Thayers # 3097
3097 magos mag'-os} of foreign origin 07248; TDNT - 4:356,547; n m
KJV - wise man 4, sorcerer 2; 6
1) a magus
1a) the name given by the Babylonians (Chaldeans), Medes, Persians, and others, to the wise men, teachers, priests, physicians, astrologers, seers, interpreters of dreams, augers, soothsayers, sorcerers etc.
1b) the oriental wise men (astrologers) who, having discovered by the rising of a remarkable star that the Messiah had just been born, came to Jerusalem to worship him
1c) a false prophet and sorcerer
Matthew 2:1-2 (NIV) After Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Judea, during the time of King Herod, Magi (i.e. Strong #3097, sorcerers) from the east came to Jerusalem and asked, "Where is the one who has been born king of the Jews? We saw his star in the east and have come to worship him."
If I were King Herod, I probably die laughing. I wonder how many Magi before them must have thought to have seen the “Star in the East” and made the 1000 mile journey on camel to the Holy Land to worship the newborn king of the Jews. Those “Wise Men” must have been very naïve to come to the Roman puppet King of Judah to inquire about the birth of “the king of the Jews.” Didn’t they know that if that were true King Herod would be dethroned? The idea of going to visit the ruler of another country in a mission to bring presents for a newborn king in a manger is so ridiculous. The other gospels don’t mention any of this.
The only “Star in the East” known to the Jews is Lucifer…
If the Persian Sorcerers were looking for the “Star in the East” they were certainly looking for Satan the most beautiful “Morning Star.”
Isaiah 14:12 (NIV) How you have fallen from heaven, O morning star (i.e. “Star in the East”) , son of the dawn! You have been cast down to the earth, you who once laid low the nations!
The Persian Sorcerers that came to visit the Blessed Virgin Mary and the Baby Jesus Christ had a diabolical wisdom. Their stupidity was the cause of hundreds or thousands of Jewish boys under 2 years of age to be slaughtered.
Matthew 2:18 (NIV) "A voice is heard in Ramah, weeping and great mourning, Rachel weeping for her children and refusing to be comforted, because they are no more." (i.e. this quote Jeremiah 31:15... has nothing to do with any slaughter of babies, but what the heck!)
Anyway, Jesus Christ managed to flee to Egypt to save his neck in spite of the fact that Almighty Yahweh said that no Jew should ever go to Egypt for any kind of protection or help.
Matthew 2:13-15 (NIV) When they had gone, an angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream. "Get up," he said, "take the child and his mother and escape to Egypt. Stay there until I tell you, for Herod is going to search for the child to kill him." So he got up, took the child and his mother during the night and left for Egypt, where he stayed until the death of Herod. And so was fulfilled what the Lord had said through the prophet: "Out of Egypt I called my son."
Jeremiah 42:18-19 * This is what Yahweh Almighty, the Elohim of Israel, says: `As my anger and wrath have been poured out on those who lived in Jerusalem, so will my wrath be poured out on you when you go to Egypt. You will be an object of cursing and horror, of condemnation and reproach; you will never see this place again.' "O remnant of Judah (i.e. including Saint Joseph, the Blessed Virgin Mary, Jesus Christ, and any other Jew) , Yahweh has told you, `Do not go to Egypt.' Be sure of this: I warn you today.
Well what the heck! The Christians are not under the OT and very few if any of them read the OT anyway… The beautiful she angel that visited Saint Joseph in bed to reveal him that the Holy Spook had a Lesbian affair with his 16 year old fiancée 6 months ago must have been the same one telling him now to flee to Egypt. I wonder what kind of weed was Joseph smoking that he had so many recurrent dreams with she angels. Maybe Matthew is to blame. He is the only one coming up with the story of fleeing to Egypt “so that prophecy can be fulfilled,” although the prophecy that he is quoting has nothing to do with any messiah of Israel. The same goes for the all the other prophecies “fulfilled” in the NT. Hosea was talking about Israel. Yahweh’s firstborn son is Israel, not Jesus Christ no matter how “only begotten” he claims to be! Almighty Yahweh doesn’t want any Jew to go to Egypt for any kind of protection or help.
Exodus 4:22-23 * Then say to Pharaoh, `This is what Yahweh says: Israel is my firstborn son, and I told you, "Let my son go, so he may worship me."
Hosea 11:1-2 * "When Israel was a child, I loved him, and out of Egypt I called my son. But the more I called Israel, the further they went from me. They sacrificed to the Baals and they burned incense to images.
So Matthew was all wet as far as interpreting prophecies. Jesus Christ was born fearing for his life and he died sweating blood in fear of death…
Hebrews 5:7 (NIV) During the days of Jesus' life on earth, he offered up prayers and petitions with loud cries and tears (i.e. while sweating blood, too) to the one who could save him from death, and he was heard because of his reverent submission.
In the meantime Jesus Christ is teaching everybody else, “My friends, do not be afraid of those who kill the body and after that can do no more”(Luke 12:4) Hey, what about you? In spite of his popularity, he spent a lot of time of his short “public ministry” running away and hiding from everybody for fear of getting killed or dying. He was told to get out of hiding.
John 7:1-4 (NIV) After this, Jesus went around in Galilee, purposely staying away from Judea because the Jews there were waiting to take his life. But when the Jewish Feast of Tabernacles was near, Jesus' brothers said to him, "You ought to leave here and go to Judea, so that your disciples may see the miracles you do. No one who wants to become a public figure acts in secret. Since you are doing these things, show yourself to the world."
John 8:59 (NIV) At this, they picked up stones to stone him, but Jesus hid himself, slipping away from the temple grounds.
John 6:15 (NIV) Jesus, knowing that they intended to come and make him king by force, withdrew again to a mountain by himself.
John 12:36b (NIV) When he had finished speaking, Jesus left and hid himself from them.
Matthew 4:12 (NIV) When Jesus heard that John had been put in prison, he returned to Galilee.
Matthew 14:13a (NIV) When Jesus heard what had happened, he withdrew by boat privately to a solitary place.
Matthew 12:14-16 (NIV) But the Pharisees went out and plotted how they might kill Jesus. Aware of this, Jesus withdrew from that place. Many followed him, and he healed all their sick, warning them not to tell who he was.
Luke 22:42-44 (NIV) "Father, if you are willing, take this cup from me; yet not my will, but yours be done." An angel from heaven appeared to him and strengthened him (i.e. yeah, one of his creatures, an angel had a pep talk with the alleged creator of the universe. I don’t know what he told him, but he made him to sweat blood. What a help! Poor guy! Funny that Jesus Christ didn’t resort to the help of the feminine member of the Holy Trinity the “Comforter,” but he opted to get help from a lesser ranking angelical being. I think that the feminine touch was missing. Hey, somebody ought to make a movie on the real life of Jesus Christ!) And being in anguish, he prayed more earnestly, and his sweat was like drops of blood falling to the ground.
No wonder the disciples were asking for more faith… One has to have a lot of blind faith to believe in Jesus Christ.
Have a Merry Christmas… Ho…! Ho…! Ho…!
John 18:36-37 (NIV) Jesus said, "My kingdom is not of this world. If it were, my servants would fight to prevent my arrest by the Jews. But now my kingdom is from another place." "You are a king, then!" said Pilate. Jesus answered, "You are right in saying I am a king (i.e. yeah, but not of the Jews) . In fact, for this reason I was born, and for this I came into the world, to testify to the truth. Everyone on the side of truth listens to me."
Even when the Jews wanted to make him their king by force he went into hiding. Anyway, those ancient Babylonian Magi (Strong #3097) transferred the knowledge of a Jewish slave to their children’s children for over 12 generations. 500 Years went by before the descendents of the original sorcerers finally spotted the “Star in the East” and that was the bad omen that resulted in the death of so many children under 2 years of age…
Magi
BDB/Thayers # 3097
3097 magos mag'-os} of foreign origin 07248; TDNT - 4:356,547; n m
KJV - wise man 4, sorcerer 2; 6
1) a magus
1a) the name given by the Babylonians (Chaldeans), Medes, Persians, and others, to the wise men, teachers, priests, physicians, astrologers, seers, interpreters of dreams, augers, soothsayers, sorcerers etc.
1b) the oriental wise men (astrologers) who, having discovered by the rising of a remarkable star that the Messiah had just been born, came to Jerusalem to worship him
1c) a false prophet and sorcerer
Matthew 2:1-2 (NIV) After Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Judea, during the time of King Herod, Magi (i.e. Strong #3097, sorcerers) from the east came to Jerusalem and asked, "Where is the one who has been born king of the Jews? We saw his star in the east and have come to worship him."
If I were King Herod, I probably die laughing. I wonder how many Magi before them must have thought to have seen the “Star in the East” and made the 1000 mile journey on camel to the Holy Land to worship the newborn king of the Jews. Those “Wise Men” must have been very naïve to come to the Roman puppet King of Judah to inquire about the birth of “the king of the Jews.” Didn’t they know that if that were true King Herod would be dethroned? The idea of going to visit the ruler of another country in a mission to bring presents for a newborn king in a manger is so ridiculous. The other gospels don’t mention any of this.
The only “Star in the East” known to the Jews is Lucifer…
If the Persian Sorcerers were looking for the “Star in the East” they were certainly looking for Satan the most beautiful “Morning Star.”
Isaiah 14:12 (NIV) How you have fallen from heaven, O morning star (i.e. “Star in the East”) , son of the dawn! You have been cast down to the earth, you who once laid low the nations!
The Persian Sorcerers that came to visit the Blessed Virgin Mary and the Baby Jesus Christ had a diabolical wisdom. Their stupidity was the cause of hundreds or thousands of Jewish boys under 2 years of age to be slaughtered.
Matthew 2:18 (NIV) "A voice is heard in Ramah, weeping and great mourning, Rachel weeping for her children and refusing to be comforted, because they are no more." (i.e. this quote Jeremiah 31:15... has nothing to do with any slaughter of babies, but what the heck!)
Anyway, Jesus Christ managed to flee to Egypt to save his neck in spite of the fact that Almighty Yahweh said that no Jew should ever go to Egypt for any kind of protection or help.
Matthew 2:13-15 (NIV) When they had gone, an angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream. "Get up," he said, "take the child and his mother and escape to Egypt. Stay there until I tell you, for Herod is going to search for the child to kill him." So he got up, took the child and his mother during the night and left for Egypt, where he stayed until the death of Herod. And so was fulfilled what the Lord had said through the prophet: "Out of Egypt I called my son."
Jeremiah 42:18-19 * This is what Yahweh Almighty, the Elohim of Israel, says: `As my anger and wrath have been poured out on those who lived in Jerusalem, so will my wrath be poured out on you when you go to Egypt. You will be an object of cursing and horror, of condemnation and reproach; you will never see this place again.' "O remnant of Judah (i.e. including Saint Joseph, the Blessed Virgin Mary, Jesus Christ, and any other Jew) , Yahweh has told you, `Do not go to Egypt.' Be sure of this: I warn you today.
Well what the heck! The Christians are not under the OT and very few if any of them read the OT anyway… The beautiful she angel that visited Saint Joseph in bed to reveal him that the Holy Spook had a Lesbian affair with his 16 year old fiancée 6 months ago must have been the same one telling him now to flee to Egypt. I wonder what kind of weed was Joseph smoking that he had so many recurrent dreams with she angels. Maybe Matthew is to blame. He is the only one coming up with the story of fleeing to Egypt “so that prophecy can be fulfilled,” although the prophecy that he is quoting has nothing to do with any messiah of Israel. The same goes for the all the other prophecies “fulfilled” in the NT. Hosea was talking about Israel. Yahweh’s firstborn son is Israel, not Jesus Christ no matter how “only begotten” he claims to be! Almighty Yahweh doesn’t want any Jew to go to Egypt for any kind of protection or help.
Exodus 4:22-23 * Then say to Pharaoh, `This is what Yahweh says: Israel is my firstborn son, and I told you, "Let my son go, so he may worship me."
Hosea 11:1-2 * "When Israel was a child, I loved him, and out of Egypt I called my son. But the more I called Israel, the further they went from me. They sacrificed to the Baals and they burned incense to images.
So Matthew was all wet as far as interpreting prophecies. Jesus Christ was born fearing for his life and he died sweating blood in fear of death…
Hebrews 5:7 (NIV) During the days of Jesus' life on earth, he offered up prayers and petitions with loud cries and tears (i.e. while sweating blood, too) to the one who could save him from death, and he was heard because of his reverent submission.
In the meantime Jesus Christ is teaching everybody else, “My friends, do not be afraid of those who kill the body and after that can do no more”(Luke 12:4) Hey, what about you? In spite of his popularity, he spent a lot of time of his short “public ministry” running away and hiding from everybody for fear of getting killed or dying. He was told to get out of hiding.
John 7:1-4 (NIV) After this, Jesus went around in Galilee, purposely staying away from Judea because the Jews there were waiting to take his life. But when the Jewish Feast of Tabernacles was near, Jesus' brothers said to him, "You ought to leave here and go to Judea, so that your disciples may see the miracles you do. No one who wants to become a public figure acts in secret. Since you are doing these things, show yourself to the world."
John 8:59 (NIV) At this, they picked up stones to stone him, but Jesus hid himself, slipping away from the temple grounds.
John 6:15 (NIV) Jesus, knowing that they intended to come and make him king by force, withdrew again to a mountain by himself.
John 12:36b (NIV) When he had finished speaking, Jesus left and hid himself from them.
Matthew 4:12 (NIV) When Jesus heard that John had been put in prison, he returned to Galilee.
Matthew 14:13a (NIV) When Jesus heard what had happened, he withdrew by boat privately to a solitary place.
Matthew 12:14-16 (NIV) But the Pharisees went out and plotted how they might kill Jesus. Aware of this, Jesus withdrew from that place. Many followed him, and he healed all their sick, warning them not to tell who he was.
Luke 22:42-44 (NIV) "Father, if you are willing, take this cup from me; yet not my will, but yours be done." An angel from heaven appeared to him and strengthened him (i.e. yeah, one of his creatures, an angel had a pep talk with the alleged creator of the universe. I don’t know what he told him, but he made him to sweat blood. What a help! Poor guy! Funny that Jesus Christ didn’t resort to the help of the feminine member of the Holy Trinity the “Comforter,” but he opted to get help from a lesser ranking angelical being. I think that the feminine touch was missing. Hey, somebody ought to make a movie on the real life of Jesus Christ!) And being in anguish, he prayed more earnestly, and his sweat was like drops of blood falling to the ground.
No wonder the disciples were asking for more faith… One has to have a lot of blind faith to believe in Jesus Christ.
Have a Merry Christmas… Ho…! Ho…! Ho…!
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