I just received a special revelation, if you will. Actually it is a special connection… Jesus Christ is the Only Begotten son of a truly Holy Lesbian union of a beautiful, Jewish virgin girl, Miriam, i.e. Virgin Mary for those of you of the Greek persuasion, and the Holy Ruach (i.e. Hebrew Strong #7307 “Spirit”, Noun, Feminine).
So the Greek fellows who wrote the kinky story about the Holy Ghost overpowering (i.e. laying) the Blessed Virgin Mary forgot or didn’t know that the gender of the Holy Ghost in the Hebrew or Aramaic language spoken by the Blessed Virgin and Joseph is feminine! In Greek the gender of the Holy Spook (Greek=“Pneumatics Agion”) is neutral, but in Hebrew or Aramaic which is the tongue spoken at least by Matthew, "Ruach" is feminine.
No wonder that it is an unforgiveable sin to gossip about or to blaspheme against the Holy Spook! So the Blessed Virgin Mary had a Lesbian affair with the feminine member of the Holy Trinity (i.e. the Holy Ghost) and she ends up making Mary big with child. Lesbians can have babies! It is a proven fact in the NT!
Most Christians believe that the Holy Spook is the ghost or spirit of a male deity. It is not so! I am not accusing the Blessed Virgin Mary Full of Grace of any wrongdoing. Actually, she was raped. The Blessed Virgin Mary didn’t scream for help. She must have enjoyed what was going on. Some of the Early Church Fathers documented the thunderous orgasm that the Blessed Virgin Mary achieved during her intercourse with the Holy Spook. In the past, daring male angels came down to Earth to lay with the beautiful daughters of men. Now it is a daring feminine member of the Holy Trinity coming down to lay with the Blessed Virgin Mary. No human being ever experienced anything like it nor ever will.
Mary managed to keep it a secret for at least 3 months until Joseph found out. Who knows how? He must have noticed that she was getting fat or something. The Holy Spook saw that Joseph felt cheated so she sent a female angel (“lack of evidence is not denial of a fact”—Old Shep) to reassure him that everything is OK. The beautiful angel comes to Joseph while he was in bed in a dream and the next morning after lighting up a cigarette Joseph feels cool about the whole thing. She must have been a very beautiful angel because it says that Joseph had a dream, not a nightmare. It would have been an ugly nightmare if a rough male angel like the one who slew 185,000 Assyrians in the days of King Hezekiah were to tell Joseph about the Lesbian affair that the Holy Spook had with her fiancée that left her pregnant. Oy vey!
Hey, Have a happy Turkey Day… Gobble... Gobble...
So the Greek fellows who wrote the kinky story about the Holy Ghost overpowering (i.e. laying) the Blessed Virgin Mary forgot or didn’t know that the gender of the Holy Ghost in the Hebrew or Aramaic language spoken by the Blessed Virgin and Joseph is feminine! In Greek the gender of the Holy Spook (Greek=“Pneumatics Agion”) is neutral, but in Hebrew or Aramaic which is the tongue spoken at least by Matthew, "Ruach" is feminine.
No wonder that it is an unforgiveable sin to gossip about or to blaspheme against the Holy Spook! So the Blessed Virgin Mary had a Lesbian affair with the feminine member of the Holy Trinity (i.e. the Holy Ghost) and she ends up making Mary big with child. Lesbians can have babies! It is a proven fact in the NT!
Most Christians believe that the Holy Spook is the ghost or spirit of a male deity. It is not so! I am not accusing the Blessed Virgin Mary Full of Grace of any wrongdoing. Actually, she was raped. The Blessed Virgin Mary didn’t scream for help. She must have enjoyed what was going on. Some of the Early Church Fathers documented the thunderous orgasm that the Blessed Virgin Mary achieved during her intercourse with the Holy Spook. In the past, daring male angels came down to Earth to lay with the beautiful daughters of men. Now it is a daring feminine member of the Holy Trinity coming down to lay with the Blessed Virgin Mary. No human being ever experienced anything like it nor ever will.
Mary managed to keep it a secret for at least 3 months until Joseph found out. Who knows how? He must have noticed that she was getting fat or something. The Holy Spook saw that Joseph felt cheated so she sent a female angel (“lack of evidence is not denial of a fact”—Old Shep) to reassure him that everything is OK. The beautiful angel comes to Joseph while he was in bed in a dream and the next morning after lighting up a cigarette Joseph feels cool about the whole thing. She must have been a very beautiful angel because it says that Joseph had a dream, not a nightmare. It would have been an ugly nightmare if a rough male angel like the one who slew 185,000 Assyrians in the days of King Hezekiah were to tell Joseph about the Lesbian affair that the Holy Spook had with her fiancée that left her pregnant. Oy vey!
Hey, Have a happy Turkey Day… Gobble... Gobble...
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