Paul never told anyone details of his first mystic experience that made him a Christian. He kept a secret the details of his past murderous life. It is Luke who fills the gap the best he can.
Acts 9:7 (ASV) And the men which journeyed with him stood speechless, hearing a voice, but seeing no man.
Acts 22:9 (ASV) And they that were with me beheld indeed the light, but they heard not the voice of him that spake to me.
There is no credible witness of Paul’s “conversion.” Luke just couldn’t remember if Paul’s companions heard any voice or not.
It appears that Jesus Christ wasted 3.5 years teaching his 12 apostles because he came back in the “spirit” to draft Paul. Jesus Christ has a proven record of hatred towards the Jews. Paul was putting righteous Jews to death, too. So in the mind of the NT writers Paul’s selection as the number #13 apostle is a very good idea. Paul never needed any clarification from any teacher about anything while the 12 apostles were in constant need of clarification like if they were a bunch of mentally retarded Jews. On the other hand, Paul’s disciples are always shown to be bright and intelligent. If Jesus Christ were alive he must have envied Paul. Anyway, Paul came up with his own crafty “gospel” using Jesus Christ as a backdrop.
Paul’s “gospel” makes references to the Tanakh for support and validation. He never quotes Jesus Christ. Paul designed his “gospel” to persuade the Torah ignorant Heathen. Actually, it is Paul’s mysticism that drew large crowds of non-Jews to himself. Paul is not appealing to anyone’s knowledge of the Scriptures. Nothing gives a preacher more credibility than statements like, “-o- put in my heard,” or “THE –O-- told me,” or “-o- revealed to me,” and so on.
Galatians 1:11 (NIV) I want you to know, brothers, that the gospel I preached is not something that man made up.
12 I did not receive it from any man, nor was I taught it; rather, I received it by revelation from Jesus Christ (i.e. a spook).
13 For you have heard of my previous way of life in Judaism, how intensely I persecuted the church of God and tried to destroy it.
14 I was advancing in Judaism beyond many Jews of my own age and was extremely zealous for the traditions of my fathers.
15 But when it pleased God, who separated me from my mother's womb (i.e. I am not different from Moshe, or any of the prophets), and called me by his grace,
16 To reveal his Son in me, that I might preach him among the heathen; immediately I conferred not with flesh and blood (i.e. I sought the spooks):
17 Neither went I up to Jerusalem to them which were apostles before me (i.e. I didn’t check with any eyewitness because I already had my “gospel” made up); but I went into Arabia (i.e. was Paul looking for the burning bush? Isn’t it intriguing? Paul sure knows how to keep anyone in suspense!), and returned again unto Damascus (i.e. on the same road? Was he expecting to run into Jesus Christ again?)
18 Then after three years I went up to Jerusalem to see Peter, and abode with him fifteen days (i.e. secret meetings nothing relevant to tell).
19 But other of the apostles saw I none, save James the Lord's brother (i.e. The one who allegedly mocked Jesus Christ? John 7:3-5 and Mark 3:21 (NIV) When his family heard about this, they went to take charge of him, for they said, "He is out of his mind.")
20 Now the things which I write unto you, behold, before God, I lie not.
I naturally distrust anyone who says, “I lie not” or “I tell you the truth” every time I am told to believe anything. Paul says that he “tried to destroy the church.” Among the Christians Paul never admits having put to death countless of righteous Jews and having left many Jewish widows behind. Many of them were still alive and remember Paul very well. The fact that they were all Jews who were put to death under his direction is irrelevant. None of the Heathen Christians knows of any church that was wasted by Paul. That is why Paul is getting away with murder in a majestic way. Paul never ceases to attack the Jews as persecutors of “the church.” So who cares about the Jewish widows that he left behind. Give it a little more time and they will be completely forgotten. In the meantime he acts as if those widows don’t exist.
2 Corinthians 11:24 (NIV) Five times I received from the Jews the forty lashes minus one (i.e. how kinky! Compare that with the millions of Jews that the Christians exterminated in a never-ending “final solution”…).
1 Thessalonians 2:14 (NIV) For you, brothers, became imitators of God's churches in Judea, which are in Christ Jesus: You suffered from your own countrymen the same things those churches suffered from the Jews,
15 who killed the Lord Jesus and the prophets and also drove us out. They displease God and are hostile to all men
What is even more amazing is that Luke has the boldness to report that Paul was welcome to many synagogues with his “gospel” – Was he going to the same synagogues from were he dragged righteous Jews to be put to death just a few years ago? Or was Paul trying to avoid visiting synagogues in which any of the widows that he left behind were still there? We can tell that even before Paul’s conversion he was a Sadducee to the Sadducees and a Pharisee to the Pharisees and above all a Roman to the Romans. He brags to be a first class Pharisee (i.e. right winger), but he worked for the Sadducees (i.e. left wingers) who were under Roman control. Not only that, but Luke reports that Paul called his old boss “White-washed-wall” and all he got was a well served punch in the nose, not 39 lashes. Luke’s work as a PR man for Paul is incredible.
Acts 9:1 (NIV) Meanwhile, Saul was still breathing out murderous threats against the Lord's disciples. He went to the high priest (i.e. Adolf Hitler didn’t come to Paul, if that were the case)
2 and asked him for letters to the synagogues in Damascus, so that if he found any there who belonged to the Way, whether men or women, he might take them as prisoners to Jerusalem.
Acts 5:17 (NIV) Then the high priest and all his associates, who were members of the party of the Sadducees…
Acts 23:6-7, 10 (NIV) Then Paul, knowing that some of them were Sadducees and the others Pharisees, called out in the Sanhedrin, "My brothers, I am a Pharisee, the son of a Pharisee. I stand on trial because of my hope in the resurrection of the dead."
7 When he said this, a dispute broke out between the Pharisees and the Sadducees, and the assembly was divided.
10 The dispute became so violent that the commander was afraid Paul (i.e. a Roman citizen) would be torn to pieces by them. He ordered the troops to go down and take him away from them by force and bring him into the barracks. (i.e. not even Jesus Christ was that lucky to be a Roman citizen!)
To persuade his followers about his extraordinary mystic power Paul declares that he is getting it wholesale in visions, trances, and spooky contacts with spirits including “a messenger of Satan.” In a show of modesty Paul talks about his handicap, otherwise he would be more forthcoming about the “revelations” that he was getting. Paul is great at bragging about himself and keeping secrets. If he were a Mason he must have been one at the highest degree. As a spiritualist he is 2nd to none.
2 Corinthians 12:1 (NIV) I must go on boasting. Although there is nothing to be gained, I will go on to visions and revelations from the Lord (i.e. spooky stuff).
2 I know a man in Christ who fourteen years ago was caught up to the third heaven. Whether it was in the body or out of the body I do not know--God knows.
3 And I know that this man--whether in the body or apart from the body I do not know, but God knows--
4 was caught up to paradise. He heard inexpressible things, things that man is not permitted to tell.
5 I will boast about a man like that, but I will not boast about myself, except about my weaknesses (i.e. yes, we hear you loud and clear).
6 Even if I should choose to boast, I would not be a fool, because I would be speaking the truth. But I refrain, so no one will think more of me than is warranted by what I do or say.
7 To keep me from becoming conceited because of these surpassingly great revelations (i.e. wow!!!), there was given me a thorn in my flesh, a messenger of Satan (i.e. another spook!), to torment me.
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